i reckon i posted this before.. like months ago. lol. quite interesting..
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FIVE questions that scare the CRAP outta guys
1. What are you thinking about?
2. Do you love me?
3. Do I look fat?
4. Do you think she is prettier than me?
5. What would you do if I died?
What makes these questions so difficult is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument if the man answers incorrectly (i.e. tells thetruth).
Therefore, as a public service, each question is analysed below along with possible responses.
Question 1: What are you thinking about?
The proper answer to this, of course, is:"I'm sorry if I have been a bit pensive darling. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful,thoughtful,caring, intelligent woman you are, and how lucky I am to have met you."
This response obviously bears no resemblance to the true answer, which most likely is one of the following:
a. Nothing
b. Football.
c. Jennifer Lopez
d. How fat you are
e. How would I spend the insurance money if you died
Perhaps the best response to this question was offered by Al Bundy, who once told Peg: "If I wanted you to know what I was thinking, I would be talking to you."
Question 2: Do you love me?
The proper response is: "YES" or, if you feel a more detailed answer is necessary: "Yes, dear."
Inappropriate responses include:
a. Oh yeah, sh*t loads
b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes?
c. That depends on what you mean by loved. Does it matter
d. Who, me?
Question 3: Do I look fat?
The correct answer is an emphatic: "Of course not!!"
Among the incorrect answers are:
a. Compared to what?
b. I wouldn't call you fat, but you're not exactly thin.
c. A little extra weight looks good on you.
d. I've seen fatter.
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spendthe insurance money if you died.
Question 4: Do you think she is prettier than me?
Once again, the proper response is an emphatic: "Of course not!!"
Incorrect responses include:
a. Yes, but you have a better personality
b. Not prettier, but definitely thinner
c. Not as pretty as you when you were her age
d. Define "pretty"
e. Could you repeat the question? I was just thinking about how I would spend the insurance money if you died.
Question 5: What would you do if I died?
A definite no-win question. (The real answer of course is "Buy a Ferrari and a boat".)
No matter how you answer this, be prepared for at least an hour of follow-up questions, usually along these lines:
WOMAN: Would you get married again?
MAN: Definitely not!
WOMAN: Why not? Don't you like being married?
MAN: Of course I do.
WOMAN: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
MAN: Okay, I'd get married again.
WOMAN: You would? (with a hurt look on her face)
MAN: (makes audible groan)
WOMAN: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
MAN: Where else would we sleep?
WOMAN: Would you put away my pictures and replace them with pictures of her?
MAN: That would seem the proper thing to do.
WOMAN: And would you let her use my golf clubs?
MAN: She can't. She's left-handed.
WOMAN: ...silence...
MAN: Sh*t
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HAHA. that's like fuuuuuunny.
and and. poon and i talked for like super long last night. and then almost forgot why she had called me in the first place. we talked from where to go on her bday, what to do, canoeing in the teacup, bio, population, how comments make you rmb better, where the 4 of us will end up next year, etc etc.
tralala.
OUUH. and stars say he visits my blog everyday ! but doesn't tag. T.T
that's random luh. heh.
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have u ever considered talking to him again?''yeah.. but he'll just try to end the conv in 5mins.''how?''by saying I AM busy. like me you know, not him. and saying he doesn't want to disturb me. then bye. and the conv just ends like that..''maybe he's just trying to forget you. maybe he'll talk to you again after that.''i hope. maybe he forgot this friend here already.'-
doesn't it just suck?
to want to talk to somebody, but know that the person is obviously ignoring you intentionally..
to want to talk to somebody, but know that there are other ppl who wants to talk to that person too.
to want to talk to somebody, but know that when you do, you've no idea what to say.
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